JEFF GOLDBLUM QUOTES!
Okay, This is my very special Jeff Goldblum quote page, this page is dedicated to all those quotes we hear Jeff say, some of them we remember and we use in real life. I know I do. They fit in anywhere the more you see them the more you use them. Some of them are very special and have a special meaning, some of them make you think and some of them make you laugh, you decide. And if you have a favorite Jeff Goldblum quote that you don't see here feel free to MAIL IT TO ME and I'll put it up ASAP. So have fun and enjoy! Right now I'm in desperate need of Great White Hype quotes, so feel free to share your Great White Quotes with me! Thanks a Bunch!!!
FROM JURASSIC PARK as IAN MALCOLM
Dr. Grant: "It looks like we're out of a job"
Dr. Malcolm:"Don't you mean extinct?"
"What do they got in there? King Kong?" Thanks Maria
"So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs?"Thanks again Maria
"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should"I've used this several times with some of my teachers :-)
"Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?"
"God help us, we're in the hands of engineers"
"Did I go too fast? I go too fast. I did a fly by"
Ian:"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs"
Satler:"Dinosarus eat man, Women inherits the earth"I like her thinking!
"What you call discovery I call rape of the natural world"
JOHN:"All theme parks have delays, when Disney Land opened in 1952, nothing worked."
IAN:" Yeah, John, but when Pirates of the Carribean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists"Thanks Kerstin!
"Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend" Thanks Kerstin!
"Must Go faster"
"When you gotta go, ya gotta go"Thanks Ellen
FROM INDEPENDENCE DAY as DAVID LEVINSON
DAVID:"Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose"
DAD:"If you don't move soon, I'm going to start to decompose"
"My God in Heaven!!"
"Oh sh**! Um..hide!"
"Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here!"
"Just my luck, no ice"
WILL: "Elvis has left the building"
JEFF: "Thank you, thank you very much" Thanx Evie
"Must go faster...go,go,go,go,go!
"Yes, Yes, without the oops!"Thanks Maria
FROM EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY as MAC
"*I* am Mr. Right"
"Alaskan Polar Bear Heaters!"
"Mac could make Valerie feel very happy!" ;-)
FROM THE LOST WORLD:JURASSIC PARK as IAN MALCOLM
"Mommy's very angry"
"We should have stayed in the damned car"
"It's fine if you wanna put your name on somethings but STOP putting it on other people's headstones"
"Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the sad, long history of bad ideas"
"Oohh, Aahh, that's how all of this starts, but then later there's the running and screaming"
"I would have tied you to the bed!"what are YOU thinking? ;-)
"Where you're going is the only place on earth where the geese chase you!"
"Why doesn't anyone listen to me? I speak simple English, I don't have an accent as far as I can tell."
"Hold on, this is going to be bad"
"Certainly you've kept this island quarenteened and contained..."
HAMMOND:"Don't worry, we aren't making the same mistakes again"
IAN:"No, you're making all new ones"
"It's so important to your future that you not finish that sentence"
SARAH:"I love you, I just don't need you"
IAN: "I know what you need, a good anti-narcotic"
SARAH:"How will we find the adult?"
IAN:"Follow the screams"
"Increase your rate of climb"
IN THE GREAT WHITE HYPE as MITCHELL KANE
"My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry, and I'll give you something to cry about you little bastard!"Thanks Kerstin
"You're a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager?" Thanks Squidgirl73
IN THE BIG CHILL as MICHEAL
"Don't knock rationalization. Where would we be without it? I don't know anyone who'd get through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They're more important than sex. Have you ever gone a week without a rationalization?"
"I believe in the old saying that everybody does everything in order to get laid"
"It's the stuff of good investigative journalism"
"I can sum up a whole person's life in 32 paragraphs, I once did a whole rock band in a page and a half and they had two drummers."
"Well you think everything sounds boring, you wouldn't think it was boring if it was the lost hope diet."
"That's what's great about the outdoors, it's one giant toilet"Thanks Maria
I think this is how this one goes, correct me if I'm wrong:
SARAH:"So what are going to write your book about?"
SARAH:"What were you going to write before this weekend?"
IN VIBES as NICK DEVEY
"Parts of me are already applauding"
"Oh Great! First I get stabbed and now I'm bleeding!"
SILVIA: "Are you enjoying your water"
NICK: "I see you're on your third drink, why don't they just run a hose from the bar to your mouth"
"I sense something, the presence of something...Not human"
"Someone has had sex on this table"
"Don't you have any dresses that rise above mid-bosom?"
"This is coming from a person who's major life decision is How high should I comb my hair today?"
"I like to breathe, I'm good at it"
"Oh my God, are we higher?"
"I am....Ziggy"Thanks Squidgirl73
FROM FRAMED as WILLIAM
"Joake is Zaki Boudak, he has no toes!"
QUOTES FROM REAL LIFE as JEFF GOLDBLUM
"I love both kitties and puppies. I could just scrunch up their little faces" -FROM ON-LINE CHAT
"Acting is nothing more or less than playing. The idea is to humanize life"- JEFF GOLDBLUM
"A T-rex cause I'm big and I'm fine" -WHEN ASKED WHAT DINOSAUR HE WOULD BE IF HE COULD BE A DINO
"The very spicey dill pickle, not too soft, but not hard either, I'm very particular about my pickles" -FROM ROSIE O'DONELL
QUOTES FROM TRIGGER HAPPY as MICKEY HOLIDAY
QUOTES FROM POWDER
"We've come to a point where our technology has surpassed our humanity, but I hope, someday, our humanity will surpass our technology"
"He IS electrolysis"
QUOTES FROM MISTER FROST as MISTER FROST
"I'm the Ga Ga Man...Boo!"
"Because I'm chaos, it is my destiny to destroy"
I would like to thank the members of the JGFC for sharing some of the quotes above, they came from a lot of people so I'll just say thank you EVERYONE!!!)